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Oh dear god you had to have me do it didnt you? This is what I got:



1. Mary



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one who is seemingly innocent.



Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.

person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!

person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.

mary innocent bad virgin whore

by baisemoi Oct 8, 2006 share this

2. Mary



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The most amazing name ever.

The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".

The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.



But she's still amazing.

Don't deny it, you know it's true.

Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?

Mary: Fuck you.



Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.

Mary: No fatty, she didn't

mary amazing contrary lamb garden

by Maaary! Nov 5, 2007 share this

Hmmmm....I wish:



1. David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.



2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

dude he is such a david



3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.

Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.



4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"

"Only David could have raped Goliath."



5. 1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo

2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.

3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved by everyone, most of the time.



6. David is a person who rocks everyones sox.

Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.

David IS HELLA TIGHT.



7. A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"

Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"

Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"

Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

Amen :)